Goofy Google Experimentation

I just read a blog that passed on a little Google game that is apparently quite popular, according to what I came up with. You are supposed to type in your first name and then the word "needs" and you'll find a list of all that is necessary to make your life complete (well, maybe not, but it's still fun)...

So here's what Sarah needs...
1. a cold shower
2. a date (mentioned numerous times)
3. your vote
4. answers (Yes, Lord.)
5. some love (that's why I need the cold shower, I guess)
6. more love lyrics
7. you
8. a wii
9. her man to lean on (how true)
10. to kick him in the nuts (there are days... nah, just kiddin')

There must be some truth to it all... kind of like horoscopes. Haha.

Mean Mama Mia!

I went to see Mama Mia last night with my mom, sister and friends. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. We left the theater making up our own lyrics to ABBA songs- something about not wanting licorice and wanting ice cream instead? If you haven't seen this movie, you MUST go. It is definitely a chick flick, but some men might enjoy it, too. Nobody could resist laughing at the red sock flower thingy scene. :) Sing it with me, now:

You-ou can tyyyyype...

You-ou can scooooold...

Wash all the laundry and fo-o-ooold...

Whoah-oh-oh

Dancing Queen, Mean Mommy, you are Thirty Threeeeee!

Another Fabulous Quote...

It is a mystery why adults expect perfection from children. Few grown-ups can get through a whole day without making a mistake. ~Marcelene Cox

Perspective

My 6 year old nephew came running inside the other day to show us the latest find he and his cousins uncovered in the yard. "Mom! Look! I found a Hairy Butt Flower!" It's really a budding poppy- but in Brandon's mind it was a Hirsuiticus Glutimus Crackipod- or something like that.

*sigh*... The sweetest shoes ever.

I'm the opposite of a label snob. I shop at Wal-mart and thrift stores and garage sales. But these make me want to take out a loan or sell a kidney for a pair of shoes. How cute are these? They have poppies all over them. If you ever see these Minolo Blahnik shoes at a garage sale, let me know, okay?!?

A Wonderful Quote...

There is no way to be a perfect mother

and a million ways to be a good one.

~Jill Churchill

We interrupt this blog for a word from our sponsor...

Anti-Monkey Butt Powder. No more itch and no more scratch. No more junk and no more funk. It's Anti-Monkey Butt Powder. Now that I use Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, I'm as fresh as a daisy and smooth as a baby's butt, too. How did I ever do without it? Available now in a Sportsman's Warehouse near you. Only $5.99, plus shipping and handling. Available in badonka-donk baby powder or junk-in-the-trunk jasmine.